tee minus 25 hours and 30 minutes

Konichiwa fellow astronomers,

Mission STS-121 is set to launch in roughly 24 hours, which means from 20:00 UTC GMT I will be in full quarantine in Mission Control, quadruple checking all of NASA's safety test results. Oh, I hope the other orphans don't cause a fuss tonight.

After numerous failed attempts at contacting NASA with my findings that disprove Quantum Theory, I finally received a package from them in the mail last week... they sent me a very nice, navy blue hat (hand embroidered emblem and made in Taiwan), and a ball point pen (fine) which has a built in GPS indicator.

Anyone else holding a launch party? I'm serving MIRsmellows, freezed dried curried turnips, and H2O

kewl.

Introducing Princess Lucy

Greetings,

To boldy go where no princess has gone before, would be an understatement. Princess Lucy, our newest resident, arrived 44 hours, 32 minutes, 15 seconds and 32 milliseconds ago, and I must say she's having some technical difficulty adjusting to her new surroundings.

Fortunate for us, here new lollipop is distracting enough to keep her out of my labratory. I'll have to devise a Lucy Detection System... perhaps my next endeavour?

About me!

Greetings and Salutations prospective parent! Bonjour! Konichewa! My name is Brian and I am well versed in English, French, Spanish, Japanese, Aramaic, Esperanto, binary, and ASL.

I am 8-yrs old and currently I live at the Gurney Orphanage.

I know it might look a bit strange, but you see, my brain is very large. It's labelled to avoid any confusion. Click on my picture if you want to see what I mean.

I'm hoping to find someone or a couple to adopt me. Please let me know if you're interested.

P.S. I like country music.